May 2013
rad1calcunt:
Why would you even be in a short term relationship? Like yo, why would you get with someone knowing you don’t want to spend the rest of your life with them? That’s just dumb. Stay single and flirt with a bunch of people if that’s the case. You should only date someone if you like them and you see yourself with them for a very long time. That’s the point of a relationship, to grow...
tears-in-the-tardis:
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
lshlmaru:
other girls: short skirts, fake tans, bleached hair
me:
cyborg-window-hallucination:
in Teen Titans we don’t say “I love you” we say “I like the way you shoot starbolts” which roughly translates to “batman never taught me how to talk to girls and that’s sadly the best compliment I could manage” and I think that’s beautiful.
ladysaviours:
you know what would be cool? a show about, like, vigilante Victorian prostitutes hunting down Jack the Ripper.
blogging in front of your parents
hiddlespudding11:
laugh-addict:
don’t be gay porn don’t be gay porn don’t be gay porn don’t be gay porn ugh
acidxeyedrops:
dean-tacos-cas:
spookapple:
jackvessalius:
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
omfg
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
charosy:
Plankton taught me that it is okay to be in love with your computer
lunuh:
i’m never going to delete my blog so that in twenty years from now i can type my url, and scroll through somewhat of a time capsule and laugh at how much of a strange teenager i was.
poopflow:
the booty got me like
Yahoo: We want to make Tumblr more friendly
Me: Go fuck yourself
